Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"



Enviado por: Smakgakgak
Descripción del video:
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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olol ( 10 horas por AirborneIdentity)
olol
That was freakin ... ( 10 horas por rainbowcowboi69)
That was freakin funny.....i started tearing up
saw this on tv when ... ( 9 horas por peepsspree)
saw this on tv when it was first on luaghed so hard :D
*playz guitar* u ... ( 9 horas por theblackparadefan3)
*playz guitar* u rasist basterd u think thats what i like.Hey u know that xbox game guitar hero haha i kick ur ass *plays guitar* ok maybe at halo
holy shit that is ... ( 9 horas por tylerj775)
holy shit that is funny
NO?! REALLY?! xD ( 9 horas por narutotubby7)
NO?! REALLY?! xD
Array ( 9 horas por pezaray07)
I LOVE THIS!!
JEFF DUNHAM IS AMAZING.
thanks.
laugh sooo hard.
hahah.
jingle boombs :D:D ... ( 8 horas por Mihail1878)
jingle boombs :D:D (rofl)
u can kinda see his ... ( 8 horas por jobrosrockjobrosrock)
u can kinda see his lips move a little. ow well better than i can do
i listened to "u ... ( 7 horas por jobrosrockjobrosrock)
i listened to "u racist basterd" like 20 times
What a load of S***. ( 6 horas por PMGPSW)
What a load of S***.
my nuts keep ... ( 5 horas por dropXdeadXgorgous)
my nuts keep falling off lol lol lol
Thanks to dressing ... ( 5 horas por TincsikeLoveBrian)
Thanks to dressing like crap for my show xDDDDDDDD
Array ( 3 horas por xSiimpleMii)
Merry Xmas xD
lol
en than my favorite SILENCE night xD
That was frickin ... ( 2 horas por wunderboy64)
That was frickin funny
omfg i ow u one big ... ( 2 horas por mjt9595)
omfg i ow u one big time i laughed my ass of "guitar hero, haha i kick your ass...ok maybe halo" rofl XD
brian regins better ( 2 horas por nightmarenic07)
brian regins better
haha merry ... ( 1 hora por mehere901111)
haha merry christmas!
who is brian regins ... ( 1 hora por hereandtheregirl)
who is brian regins anyway
jeff dunham is soooooooo funnier even if i don't kno brian
can u send me this ... ( 1 hora por move7894)
can u send me this vid??
I love the SILENCE! ... ( 1 hora por xMeaningX)
I love the SILENCE! night.
Wow his mouth like ... ( 57 minutos por altiar4863)
Wow his mouth like barely moves through the whole thing.
xDD that's so funny ( 56 minutos por mounVchan)
xDD that's so funny
its not funny ( 51 segundos por neoncrayonsgrl1)
its not funny



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